"First, don’t ask her to be feminine.
Second, don’t let her drink over three glasses of alcohol. She’ll beat someone.
At a cafe, drink cofee instead of coke or juice.
If she hits you, act like it hurts. If it hurts, act like it doesn’t.
On your 100th day together, give her a rose during her class. She’ll like it a lot.
Make sure you learn fencing and squash.
Also be prepared to go to prison sometimes.
If she says she’ll kill you, don’t take it lightly. You’ll feel better.
If her feet hurts, exchange shoes with her.
Finally, she likes to write. Encourage her.”